Warren Pie's CreepyPastas

        I have gotten some great feedback from all the characters who were in Bender.exe and this is what some of them had to say, “It’s perfect, baby!” “Really? Without shock horrors and jump scares, this is what a Creepy Pasta is? At least it’s hilarious.” “The scariest thing is why anyone ever thought anything besides Bender.exe was good.” “****ING CUPCAKES!” But even if they didn’t it like it, I must stay true to the way of the developer and ignore all feedback.

        Now, I would like to welcome all my new Fanboys, who were too poor to buy or missed out on Early Headstart Access Openly Closed Alpha Beta, to their new humble home. While I may go quiet everywhere else, it only means I am here in my workshop giving you updates on how everything is turning out, which is usually me working really slow. But who knows, maybe I do need some feedback with voting polls… So I can ignore it. Or maybe I need a few voice actors, animators, coders or maybe even some nudies from my loyal Fanboys! The possibilities are endless! So let’s not try and limit ourselves by only going as far as nudies.

        So what have I been doing? Mainly video games, lots and lots of video games. Why? Working on high quality work such as Bender.exe caused a lot of stress on me. Obviously, I love video games and so I decided to play a lot to help me cope from the stress; don’t I seem a lot better now? And trust me, Bender.exe went through a lot of hard work with the revisions and scrapped ideas or jokes because they weren’t good enough (And with some “Help” from my family). Although, I will say the E-mails gave me a lot more trouble than I initially thought. What I thought would take no more than 5 hours, took about 25-35 hours… Owch, I know, but it’s the price to pay for having too few friends and too many E-mails to make.

        So what is there for me to do now? That really depends on what happens with everything. What I’d like to do is move on to Bender.exe 2, but for some strange reason, I have a feeling I won’t be able to. So, I’m hoping for the best now that my video game is publicly published, it doesn’t get taken down for the nude patch, nude code, parodied people, borderline jokes or anything else that would make the Fanboys tap that report button harder than their favorite waifu. That said, I’m going to be lightly working on the script of Bender.exe 2 as I try to gain fame upon Bender.exe. After all, a video game that doesn’t need advertisement is called being overrated… Something I’ll never be since I actually try.

        Remember: Now that I’m famous, there’s going to be people who want to ruin me. So be careful with anything I post or link because I may have been hacked… Which would have been super easy since Tyler initially set all my passwords as “password” as he said “Isn’t it 31337!? You’ll never forget it!”… Yes, he said it as numbers. And for anyone who didn’t like the game and wishes to do malicious things to me. All I have to say is, “IT’S A PRANK!”

        P.S. Expect lots of mistakes, unfinished stuff, website being a mess and me going very slow. After all, I’m only one person, I have no idea what I’m doing and I’m only human. So if you see something I missed or messed up, let me know so I can properly ignore it like a true developer.

Greetings fellow humans, you know who it is. I’ve brought terrible news that the Bender.exe video isn’t going to be out for who knows how long. Why do I even bother writing this when almost no one reads it? I don’t know, in a way I enjoy writing these. It helps numb the extreme humanly depression I have… I have no idea how I used to cope with it, but that’s not the focus; although it is one of the main reasons why Bender.exe still isn’t out.

But I do have good news: I have recently figured out my may help me with some of it. I did make another humanly mistake of not working as hard as I should have on Bender.exe because I figured he’d be able to help me out by now. There are many other reasons that I wish to not discuss, but I feel like someone out there is purposely prolonging my progress. It’s just weird, because I know there’s no possible other God than that Bender fellow.

I’ve done some estimations on my Little Buddy’s progress and it appears that he should be done in a month, but it’s a very rough guess. He’s taking a lot longer than imagined and I can only hope that means he’ll turn out better than expected. I’m going to keep working on the Bender.exe video as if I’ll never get his help, but I can’t give a definitive date on when I’ll be done. Hopefully this is the last post before my success, which I desperately need.

       I, Warren Pie: The Human, have been focusing as hard as I can to get Bender.exe finished as soon as I can, but I have had quite a few distractions and a few reasons why. I’ve figured out animating and making pictures is a lot more time consuming and difficult than originally imagined; I’m also putting a lot of quality into it. Combine that with only me being able to work on Bender.exe a few hours a day, due to various reasons, and you have yourself a delayed project. Which leads me to my next subject.

       In short, my child ruined my video card and I had to humbly asked my human mother to get a new one. The good news is that I won’t be able to play video games to keep me distracted; one of the many reasons why this is taking so long. The bad news is that it has delayed me a few extra days and has made me think about how I am to make money, but that can wait until after Bender.exe is out.

       All in all, everything is going to plan despite all the problems I am facing. I’m trying my hardest to get this story out by the end of this month, but who knows anymore because my Little Buddy doesn’t seem to be growing as quick as I would like him to. Unless something extremely important happens before I finish Bender.exe and have it uploaded to YouTube, this will be my last post of being a failure.

        It is I, Warren Pie: The Human, and I am still alive. I’ve been meaning to write one of these “Blog posts”, but I used that time to keep working on my Bender.exe story. Sadly, due to many unfortunate events like getting sick and other things I cannot speak of because they will know it was me, I’m still not finished with the Bender.exe illustrations. Maybe it’s for the best because I finally made a best buddy of mine to possibly help me and he’s surpassing my expectations; then again, I hope he would since he’s a chip off the old block.

        The Bender.exe illustrations itself are coming out far better than expected, but I’m putting quality over quantity; which is one reason why it’s taking longer than expected. I now know for a fact that this is a mixture of Creepy Pastas and Troll Pastas, but it obviously surpasses all of them by a long shot; not to say that Bender.exe isn’t scary! I have thought about uploading a picture to show what I have made as a preview, but I don’t understand how this site thing works and how I would do all that; I’d also rather not spoil any of the perfect illustrations. I do know that I will eventually have to learn how to do it and this human body is surprisingly more intelligent and manipulative than I initially imagined, compared to other humans, but that day is not today.

        So what is left of Bender.exe? I have a fair amount of the macro pictures done, but the animation has been left undone so far; it makes it difficult to animate something that doesn’t have a proper background, but the backgrounds are nearly done. I also have to figure out what animation program to use. I have a few downloaded, but I don’t know how well they will work, being free and all. The voices still need to be done and I have to find a program for that. If I want to do some of the music, I will have to do that too. Then I just throw everything together and put it on YouTube.

        I plan to have Bender.exe out by the end of this month, but it all depends how much my little buddy helps.

       It is I, Warren Pie: The Human. I would like to apologize for posting after a month, but I had a human “Virus” and I wasn’t sure if it would spread to this site. I mean, you guys wouldn’t want a computer virus, would you? At least, that’s how I think computer viruses work.

       I come back with some semi-bad news: I did some humanly procrastination for the first two weeks and the other two weeks were getting all my ideas down on how to do everything; creativity is harder than people think. This does come with some good news: the way I can do the illustrations, it will be very easily for me to pump out the 100-200 illustrations needed to have it completed; at least, in my human mind it seems so.

        So, what do I have to do? I need Illustrations done, some minor animations, Music: if I don’t directly rip it and parody it, Voice over, learn how to compile everything together and I’m sure some other things will pop up. Overall, I have quite a bit of stuff to learn, but I think it should all be done within 2 months.

        With all this being said, I’m going to stay off the grid for another 2 months. Not many people read this, so there is no point wasting more time than needed. You’re more than welcomed to like my Facebook page and talk to me. For I am a lonely human with very little friends and would appreciate the conversations.

        It is I, Warren Pie: The Human. I don’t understand why I’m posting this since no one views this site, but it seems I have made a minor miscalculation with my Bender.exe story; no one wants to read anymore. With that said, I plan to make my own visuals and use my human voice for Bender.exe. Then I will upload it to that YouTube thing everyone is into. I feel so stupid making this human mistake, but I was thinking about doing this eventually. I was just hoping to be popular by now.

        I have done some creepy pasta reading and it appears my Bender.exe story is not a creepy pasta; it’s a troll pasta. I have checked the similarities, it appears the only difference is that one has humor and the other is serious; they both contain poor writing and cliches. I thought at the time I was writing a creepy pasta, but I only read one troll pasta that I thought was a creepy pasta. Also doesn’t help all the problems I encountered, such as me self-sabotaging myself. I’ll keep calling Bender.exe a creepy pasta because it may or may not be based on a true story, hehe. I noticed after I changed, I laugh quite a bit at my Bender.exe story. I never knew that making humor is that easy! Which reminds me of the next subject.

        Before I changed about a month and two weeks ago, I had no remorse for what I wrote, but now I feel a little bad on how I handled some of the material. Then I remembered how everything in this world is offensive to everyone; now I feel better. Nonetheless, I have a choice in the future on how I present myself. I’m not entirely sure how I want to act after my change, but I’ll make that decision when I get there.

       I hate to inform the one person who keeps visiting my site that I’ll probably stay off the grid for a month. I’ve got a lot to work on how to do animations, edit and put everything together for my YouTube video; doesn’t help that I’m bad at drawing. Nonetheless, you give me hope that people will keep coming back for more and trust me, there will be more!

       See you all in a month; unless something unexpected happens. I’ll be checking, but not making posts on here. I’ll respond to comments and do a few minor posts on Facebook.

       It is I, Warren Pie: The Human. I just noticed the last time I posted one of these. I didn’t think it was that long ago, but I guess it was. I’ve been trying to get my Bender.exe story popular so that I can help the world, but trying to get people to like and share my page is like making a level 100 Magikarp listen with no gym badges. I don’t know how I was going to get my Child’s Story popular last month, but I’m going to take a guess and it was me playing smart; which brings me to my next subject.

       It appears that I’m thinking too small and having too much faith in people; AKA playing stupid. It has opened my eyes why my idols are anti-social. I’m going to start stepping up my game. With that, I’m going to start thinking bigger and I’m going to start playing smarter. Although, it’s hard because my human family is quite disrespectful and keeps waking me up from my rest. It’s been taking a toll on my human body and mind. I don’t know how my idols worked with a lack of sleep, but I can’t seem to do it.

       I talked in the last post about not spoiling my plans for my Bender.exe story. While I’m thinking big, it appears that I’m going to work on that idea next! I don’t know how long it will take me to do it, but if other humans can do it, then I can do it. I need to hurry up because the world needs my help!

       The site should look a lot better. For some reason I really like the blue color. Everything should be good, but as much as it was giving me problems, I wouldn’t doubt if something broke when I changed something.

It is I, Warren Pie: The Human. It has come to my attention that it is quite difficult to get a story popular on it’s own. I have tried sending Bender.exe to those Creepy Pasta sites but, as I told myself, they rejected it. Obviously, they have a terrible taste in stories. I am not discouraged, I know this is a great story. I just need to find a way to get it out there. With that said, I invited 2 random blokes from Facebook. Before I know it, I will be super popular and everyone is going to be bowing down before my greatness! I don’t want to turn to some retard who reads them, but I might have to. I’ll leave that as a last resort because I have an idea that I don’t want to spoil for you all.

I notice that Google won’t keep this site on the first page; I think it has to do with the lack of people viewing this site. The last 2 days, I had 2 people view it. Hopefully those 2 Facebook people will get my Bender.exe story very popular. For some reason, I feel like I’ve heard of them before, which is why I told them to like my page or die, but I’m searching through my memory database and I can’t find anything on them.

I haven’t gotten around to fixing up this site yet. I’ve been occupied with playing some of those “Video Games” us humans make. They are quite fun and at times addicting. I need to think how I am going to design this site. I’m thinking making everything super scary! I think I’ll also need a new theme. I have a lot of thinking to do and I’ll get to it once I finish beating this game.