I, Warren Pie: The Human, have decided to give up my pursuit of making children’s books. After making Bender.exe, I now know that making creepy pastas is my niche. I would finish my children’s book if I had not forgotten my password for the encryption program; I’ll remember it soon enough!
I know what you’re thinking, why did it take you so long to start writing content on this site? Well, my internet connection was out and I forgot my password to log in when I got kicked out. Don’t worry, I’m back baby! Now you can enjoy all my super ultra mega awesome stories, like that Bender.exe story; it’s the best! There will be more to come!
It begs me the question, how do you get stories like this out? I think I saw something about SIO search things and read up a little on it. It said I need to connect with social media to talk to people; why would I ever wanna connect with retards like Jack? Nonetheless, if it will get my Bender.exe story popular, I’ll do it! Speaking of which, I can’t seem to delete that end part. So if you see it, don’t read it or a scary image of me reading a book to you will pop out! Well, it would if I had any idea how to do it.
Speaking of how not knowing to do things, this site is so bare bones; I need to fix that! It will take me awhile because my brain is full, but I’ll find a way.
