It is I, Warren Pie: The Human. It has come to my attention that it is quite difficult to get a story popular on it’s own. I have tried sending Bender.exe to those Creepy Pasta sites but, as I told myself, they rejected it. Obviously, they have a terrible taste in stories. I am not discouraged, I know this is a great story. I just need to find a way to get it out there. With that said, I invited 2 random blokes from Facebook. Before I know it, I will be super popular and everyone is going to be bowing down before my greatness! I don’t want to turn to some retard who reads them, but I might have to. I’ll leave that as a last resort because I have an idea that I don’t want to spoil for you all.
I notice that Google won’t keep this site on the first page; I think it has to do with the lack of people viewing this site. The last 2 days, I had 2 people view it. Hopefully those 2 Facebook people will get my Bender.exe story very popular. For some reason, I feel like I’ve heard of them before, which is why I told them to like my page or die, but I’m searching through my memory database and I can’t find anything on them.
I haven’t gotten around to fixing up this site yet. I’ve been occupied with playing some of those “Video Games” us humans make. They are quite fun and at times addicting. I need to think how I am going to design this site. I’m thinking making everything super scary! I think I’ll also need a new theme. I have a lot of thinking to do and I’ll get to it once I finish beating this game.
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